tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 19, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from stage one at universal studios hollywood, in los angeles, california, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- bryan cranston, demi lovato, musical guest, the weeknd, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 421, that's it! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is,
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! thanks so much! thank you, los angeles -- [ cheers and applause ] for having us here. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is what i'm talking about. all right. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. guys, this is our last show in l.a. of course we've been here a a week. we've been checking in on the local news here. and i saw that the godzilla el nino weather pattern -- [ laughter ] that was supposed to drench los angeles this winter seems to be fading away. but don't worry usually anything that fades away in hollywood just ends up on "dancing with the stars." [ laughter and applause ] you'll see 'em. so don't worry.
>> steve: godzilla el nino doing the mamba. >> jimmy: guys, this is cool. i read that president obama was spotted at a steak restaurant in d.c. this week with morgan freeman and tom hanks. they didn't even order anything. they just closed their eyes and listened to morgan freeman read the appetizers. [ laughter ] >> artichoke dip. crab cakes. jalapeno poppers. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: artichoke dip. morgan, is there anything else on the menu? >> broccolini. saut\ed escarole. rice pilaf. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: broccolini. yeah. guys, here's the latest on the election. bernie sanders was talking about how he's a feminist, at the democratic town hall last night. check out what he said. >> gloria steinem -- everybody knows gloria's one of the leading feminists in america -- made me an honorary woman many,
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: at which point he was immediately hit on by bill clinton. [ laughter and applause ] it was interesting. it was very interesting. and over at last night's republican town hall, the candidates were asked what type of music they listen to. donald trump says he listens to classic rock. john kasich says he listens to alternative. while jeb bush wakes up every morning hearing this -- [ "price is right" horn ] [ applause ] of course, tomorrow is the south carolina primary, and this week donald trump has been telling supporters that if he wins south carolina he thinks he could, quote, "run the table." yeah. and if he doesn't win, he'll flip over the table like an angry new jersey housewife. [ laughter ] [ trump impression ] you're all losers! wall! huge!
[ light laughter ] >> steve: pope? >> jimmy: morgan, are you still reading the menu? morgan freeman? >> pulled pork sliders. [ laughter ] tuna carpaccio. thai lettuce wraps. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is there anything left on the menu to read, morgan? >> gratuity added for parties of six or more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. good to know that. good to know. this was very sweet. a woman named flossie celebrated her 110th birthday in washington this week. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. you've got to see this. the local news went to talk to her about the big day. check this out. >> she is enjoying some coffee this morning because flossie, you say you're a little tired this morning. is that right? [ laughter ] >> she is very tired. that's actually i heard your favorite activity to do at the center here, is to take a a little nap.
>> are you excited for your party? >> not one bit. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: are you excited -- are you excited about your party? not one bit. [ light laughter ] that woman is fantastic. oh, man. this is pretty interesting. according to a recent study of college students, some tv shows help viewers become kinder and more generous people. for instance, every time after i watch "the bachelor" i always put more money into my daughters' college funds. [ laughter and applause ] you've got to go to school. you're going to school. i can't believe that our week in l.a. is actually coming to a a close. well, we had such a great time and, well -- i'm so glad we had this time together [ cheers and applause ] just to have a laugh [ coughing ]
sorry, i have a tickle in my throat. can anyone -- does anyone have any water or something? [ cheers and applause ] carol burnett? carol burnett! oh, my -- oh, my gosh. >> do you need some water? >> jimmy: i need some water. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] you know, that's my song. >> jimmy: yes, it is your song. >> it's my song. >> jimmy: would you mind -- would you mind singing it with me? >> okay. i'm so glad we had this time together [ cheers and applause ] just to have a laugh or sing a song seems we just get started and before you know ite time we have to say so long [ cheers and applause ]ett,
[ cheers and applause ] you're the greatest. i love you. carol burnett! [ cheers and applause ] for you tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: she really got me good on that one. >> steve: she's a professional! >> jimmy: she knows how to do it. yeah, absolutely. my thanks to the great ce again. how cool is that? but first we are closing out our time here in los angeles ic show.
us a visit. he is nominated for an academy n the film "trumbo." bryan cranston is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: b.c.! >> steve: he's out already. [ cranston impression ] >> jimmy: hey, good to see you. jimmy, it's great to be here. just having a great time. i love you guys. [ light laughter ] he's here. here. demi lovato is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: aw. ve her? that's her album there. [ cheers and applause ]man. she's got it all. >> steve: she can sing. >> jimmy: yeah, we're going to talk with her. then maybe see if i can have impressions. [ cheers ] plus, we have great music. oh, this performance -- this is a knockout performance. from grammy-winning artist ybody.
[ cheers and applause ]rforms on weekends. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yep. we tried to get him monday. couldn't get him tuesday, wednesday, thursday -- thursday? >> jimmy: no. he can't do it. [ light laughter ] he goes, "i'll only do friday, saturday, sunday." >> steve: only friday evening.ning, yeah. not during the day. guys, it's our last day in los angeles. it's been such a great trip. everybody has been so nice and . i'm really thankful. so i thought, if it's cool with you guys, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best.uch. hey, james? james? can i get some thank you note writing music, please? james? there he is.pplause ] he's in such a great mood all the time. >> steve: angry entirely. : thank you, donald trump, for constantly getting into feuds, going on
you're the best.ly the white kanye west. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] same dude. >> steve: he's the same dude. it. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you, los angeles, for ost skinny people and the most doughnut shops. [ laughter ] how is that possible? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: and hot dogs. it's crazy.is that possible? >> steve: how is it? >> jimmy: it's impossible. >> steve: i've gained like 50 pounds. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. thank you, the carpool lane, people stuck in traffic that they also don't have any friends. [ laughter and applause ] sad. depressing.lt to injury. >> jimmy: depressing. double whammy, man. can't win.: there's no winning on that one. >> jimmy: thank you, german shorthaired pointer, for
description of hitler. [ laughter and applause ]t guy. the german shorthaired pointer. yeah, i know him. >> steve: oh, that guy. with the charlie chaplin mustache. >> jimmy: thank you, c surgeons, for making everyone look ten years more surprised. [ laughter and applause ] i'll have the -- i'll have the cobb salad. >> steve: i can't feel my face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, hiking in los angeles, for being a great way to get exercise and find a a dead body. [ laughter ] it's just -- it's just -- two in one. [ applause ]. >> jimmy: twofer.
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lause ] >> this should tell you that you need to come out more than just once a year.nd applause ] right? come on! >> jimmy: thanks, buddy.ence. >> jimmy: we love it. please, we had a great time. congrats on being nominated for an academy award. well deserved, buddy. it was unbelievable. >> thank you.pplause ] >> jimmy: so well deserved. is it exciting? what does it feel like to be nominated? >> it's kind of like having a a surprise party thrown for you. and go -- [ screams ] bryan? what? you're nominated! >> jimmy: you got nominated! >> and you have this rush of adrenaline.f embarrassment.
but the title "academy award nominee," "oscar nominee," i st words you heard growing up as a kid. oh, my god. >> jimmy: big time. that's huge. they can never take that away.you'll always have that. >> quite an honor. and also you get a little pell pin and a, you know, a card to the clubhouse and you get pool privileges. >> jimmy: that's not true. you're making these up. >> you can cut in line for the slide. >> jimmy: that's not true at all. did you prepare a speech? >> um, no. well, i have an idea of what i would want to say. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good.e prepared. >> otherwise, you get up there and you go, "um, oh, um, what did i have for lunch today?g about that? oh, angelina jolie! arg!" [ laughter ] otherwise, you're crazed with nervousness.ver get that because people are like, "i didn't think ways going to win."
[ laughter ] nominated? >> jimmy: yeah. you didn't know you were nominated for months? but, it will be great. your it will be good. >> you know, if i don't get -- can i give a little? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: of course.t -- oh, wow. just do it here. yeah. >> i'd like just to thank tor and our producers for "trumbo." it's been an exceptional year. lause ] i'd like to also thank -- great bryan cranston. that way, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's perfect.s. yeah. that's perfect. i want to see that happen. that would be fantastic.n the show we were talking about this film. it's like -- when i'm watching
watching you. >> thank you. >> i'm not in it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the part that's surprising. you're not even in the film. >> that's why.watching you." >> jimmy: no. this is the character, the real guy here. that's trumbo.is bathtub in the movie. >> that's for a bathtub. i know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's in the bathtub. has a whiskey and typewriter and cigarettes.s hunched over his typewriter so much that he got a chronic back problem, and he was told in order to alleviate this, you got to take a bath le of hours. and he thought, "i can't spend that time." so he brought his desk with him, and he did some of his htub. it's amazing. >> jimmy: in the bathtub. it's a fascinating story. i think i'm just getting a vibe from you.terview is going great so far, but i think you want to take it to another level. i'm guessing.
think you're suggesting? >> jimmy: let's do our first ever bathtub interview. let's go.e ] >> wow. >> jimmy: yeah.rgeous. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: this will be fun. who gets in first? >> oh, yeah.lause ] [ laughter and applause ]: bryan, i can't see -- i can't see you. there you are. >> jimmy: how are you, buddy?
[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i go commando. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cheers, buddy. congratulations on the show. in there for you. you're the greatest. bryan cranston. i want to show a clip. here's academy award nominated louis c.k. in "trumbo." take a look at this. >> you talk like a radical, but you live like a rich guy.
willing to lose all of this just to do the right thing.artyrdom and i won't fight for a lost cause, so you're right. i'm not willing to lose it all, certainly not them.ng to risk it all. that's where the radical and the rich guy make a perfect combination. th purity of genius. but the rich guy wins with the cunning of satan. >> ugh. >> what?please shut up. [ cheers and applause ]ash your back. i think i feel a sponge in here. >> jimmy: that's not a sponge. that's not a sponge. [ laughter ]ybody! good luck at the academy awards. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with demi lovato.
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"confident." you've got to hear her new single "stone cold." out this summer with nick jonas on the "future now" tour. everyone, please welcome my bff, demi lovato! e ] >> jimmy: welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. you look gorgeous. >> thank you.you for coming back. >> thanks for having me again. >> jimmy: oh, please. [ cheers and applause ] we love you so much. you were -- every time i see fantastic. but you really were fantastic, fantastic at the grammys the other night. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ]el richie in front of lionel richie. was that nerve-racking for you? >> yeah, i mean, it was already
considering the fact that, you know, i'm performing at the grammys. and then having to do a cover of somebody that's made the song extremely famous right in like -- yeah, it was just so nerve-racking. >> jimmy: was that your first time at the grammys? >> it was. because my manager had always ait to go to the grammys until you're either presenting, performing or if you're nominated. so i waited eight years since -- [ light laughter ] yeah!tions on that. >> jimmy: i think things are gonna change next grammys, yeah. i think -- [ cheersthink you'll be taking something home with you now. >> really, i've been waiting since i was five and i learned what the grammys were. >> jimmy: yeah. was that your first cover song? do a cover song before. >> no, actually i've done a lot of covers. i used to do lil wayne's "how to love."
i also did "take me to church." >> hozier. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i also did -- my first performance ever was a will go on" by celine dion. >> jimmy: the great celine dion. [ applause ] oh, i love celine dion. >> which was when i was also five then.: 5 years old? >> yes. >> jimmy: 5-year-old demi singing "my heart will go on." where did you perform it at?at my elementary school. >> jimmy: how'd it go? was it a hit? >> no, it was terrible. >> jimmy: oh, yeah! >> like, here's the story. classic story. i'm singing. my mic goes out. and all of a sudden i see my crush. i've always liked older guys. he's in fifth grade, i'm in kindergarten. i know. i know! >> jimmy: he's really older, yeah. >> douglas mcdonald. [ light laughter ] and --r first crush. >> jimmy: yeah, you just changed his life right now. douglas mcdonald. >> anyways, i see him and he's like laughing at me. and i guess this is like the
like i saw him and i like -- i p ] you. >> jimmy: wait, wait, oh, my -- >> but i was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're in kindergarten.en. how would you know to say something like that? >> my attitude was like that. >> jimmy: oh, i gotcha. >> i didn't say it.. >> anyways, i'm like singing and i see his face. he's like, laughing at me. i just go, ooh! >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have it on video too.rt singing and i wail. and i tear the house down. >> jimmy: yeah.at in you? is that why -- 'cause i told you this when i saw you perform on "saturday night live." and it's live. and you can sing.. i mean, i'm just -- seriously i -- [ cheers and applause ] you're for it. i go -- and you know i love you. you hit this note you're like -- and you hit this note and i go, oh, my god, that's great. stop. stop now. hit. and then walk away. but no no. you go to another level and sing louder and higher. and i go, oh, my gosh.
i'm yelling at my tv set, like, stop! stop singing.- you're setting yourself up for disaster. stop singing 'cause it's perfect. and then you do another run and you just crushed it. s? i had like a minute and a half, 60 seconds, to prove to everybody why i was on that stage. 60 seconds. and that's what i did. >> jimmy: yeah, douglas mcdonald. [ laughter ] >> like, suck it, mcdonald. >> jimmy: yeah. your video for "stone cold" comes out on tuesday. >> yes. >> jimmy: congratulations on that.ou. >> jimmy: and congratulations on your tour with nick jonas. [ cheers and applause ] he's our boy. how's he doing? >> he's doing good. >> jimmy: what do you gonna do on tour together?known each other for a long time. >> we've known each other since we were 14. >> jimmy: and you're 16 now so that's two years. t turned 16. we haven't toured together in a a couple years. so, it will be the first time in like i think five or six
together. fun. >> we used to play card games, and now -- >> jimmy: like what? just like, uno? >> well --bo? >> i cursed when i was younger. >> jimmy: oh, no! he did? [ laughter ] >> he wouldn't. oh, imagine that.rgarten teacher knows. >> he would not curse. we would play the game bull [ bleep ]. and so i would say it, but he would call it bs. he'd be like bs. it. and he's like, "i'm very disappointed in you." [ laughter ] i'm like, oh, i know! you're disappointed in me. >> jimmy: i love him for doing that. good. >> i know. now, i'm sober.s. that's pretty much the craziest idea. >> jimmy: i have to do this because i -- we always play games or do something fun when i know you're an amazing singer and you also do impressions. i was wondering if you could play a game called wheel of musical impressions with me.lause ] it's fun. we'll try it. demi lovato and i are playing "wheel of musical impressions" when we get back! stick around, everybody!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back!th demi lovato, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] now, demi, everyone knows that r, but few people might not know
that you're actually a great impressionist as well. so. >> jimmy: yeah, i think you are. so, with that in mind, it's time for a game called "wheel ns." wheel of musical impressions >> jimmy: all right, here's how it works. we're gonna take turns hitting this button right here which l impressions generator. and it will land on one random singer that we can do impressions of. >> okay. >> jimmy: and one random song title. okay? whoever's turn it is has to do an impression of that musician doing that song.y guest, why don't you go first. >> okay.
won't you be my neighbor [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: i still have bubbles in my nose. >> that was amazing. >> jimmy: with bryan cranston. okay, okay, okay, it's your turn. p doing "twinkle twinkle little star." fetty wap? h twinkle twinkle little starnder what you are up above the world so highe sky [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fetty wap? who does a fetty wap? that was great you could do a a fetty wap impression.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a multi-platinum academy award took home two grammys earlier this week. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] the night" off his album "beauty behind the madness," please welcome the weeknd! [ cheers and applause ] she was living in a world without an end or beginning was living life for the feeling but i don't mind i don't mind he wrongs she committed she was young and she was so co-dependent all she had was the city
she's dancing to relieve the pain but she'll never walk away t when she comes crawling arar bills andp ting down her face she'll never walk away in the night she hears him calling in the night she's dancing to relieve the pain away in the night when she comes crawling dollar bills and tears keeper face
in the night she hears him calling in the night she's dancing to relieve the pain but she'll never walk away in the night when she comes crawling dollar bills and tears keep falling down her face she'll never walk away she'll never she'll never walk away [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! you are -- come on! us. >> jimmy: thank you. the weeknd! ms. lauryn hill!pplause ] "beauty behind the madness" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody. that's what i'm talking about!
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a great week here in l.a.e to go back to new york, but we had a a fantastic time and i have a a feeling we're gonna be doing this again. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to bryan cranston, urnett, the weeknd! [ cheers and applause ] ms. lauryn hill!e ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week.
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- paul giamatti.rty grandpa" actress and comedian, aubrey plaza. "new york times" columnist, frank bruni. featuring the 8g band with josh freeze. and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, meyers. this is "late night."